An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her. “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?”
The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, sniff….Dad. …I became a prostitute.. .” “Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.”
“OK, Dad— as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a
membership to the country club
………… ……… .. (takes a breath)….. …….. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and…….”
“Now what was it ye said ye had become?” says Dad.
Girl, crying again, “Sniff, sniff….a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.” “Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.”
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I just thought I’ll update all of you about my new job.
I’m pretty excited to be working for a company that aims to help users take better decisions when it comes to eating out at restaurants in their area, finding a new gym or even getting a tattoo!
Please wish me luck and I hope I’m able to contribute and make things more interesting at http://burrp.com
P.S. I guess a lot of my friends here at Posterous are not from India and hence at the moment this site may not be of any use to you. However, I wanted you to know where I work and if you ever plan to visit India, you should probably search for that “authentic Indian restaurant” only on Burrp!
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| The grass is always greener. A life lesson
Sometimes in life you can reach too far!
But when you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation you can’t get out of,
there is one thing you should always remember…….
Not everyone who shows up…….
Is there to help you!!!!
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Pig’s Blood Cake from Taiwan
Swine flu has got nothing to do with pigs; it’s official. Pork blood is the prime ingredient of the blood cake and it is mostly eaten with sticky Taiwanese rice. Roadside vendors often serve it on a wooden stick and coat it with fresh peanut powder. It may look like your usual Popsicle but this is not a melt-in-your-mouth sugary delight.
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